James Town proudly presents:

Greetings, friend.  Welcome to the cause! My mission?  To have the geeky genius known as Leo Laporte expunged from the nation and placed as ruler of the world!  Why, might you ask, have I chosen the seemingly harmless Techno Weenie host of ZDTV's "Call For Help" and "The Screen Savers" as my target for suportation?  Quite simple, my friend.  Leo Laporte is not who he seems to be.  Though on the surface he may appear to be an easy going computer geek out to help the masses of "newbies" with their mundane PC problems, underneath you'll find a far more superior purpose.  Leo Laporte doesn't want to help you, friend.  His ultimate goal...

GLOBAL DOMINATION!!!

(so that geeks can rule the world)

If you're ready for the truth, enter here...

I went to see Laporte in P.A. and I wore my Support Laporte t-shirt, and Leo signed it, saying "Right on, James" CLICK HERE FOR FULL ARTICLE

(Ahem) Internet Tonight, maybe you should take a hint and GET MY SITE ON!!!!!!! pLeAsE?

people now know the truth...

Support Laporte is an official site of the Laportean World Order!

RETURN TO MY HOME PAGE (www.jamesfintel.cjb.net)

If you have any questions, comments, or lawsuits please direct them to the The 204th Geek P.S. Leo and Evil please don't sue me...

 

LAST UPDATE: JUNE 30, 2000