Why
is Leo Spitting??Why
is Leo Spitting??
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Leo Laporte was seen spitting out his beverage on a recent Screen Savers. Why did this happen? Did Patrick Norton try to poison his co-host? Of course not, Norton is a Laportean, who did it then, you ask? EVIL CHARLES DID!!! How did Evil pull this act off? Evil reports that an "unnamed" crew member of The Screen Savers, is an Evil-follower. Apparently they try to put tranquilizers in Leo's beverage to knock him out. Laporte instantly detected the poison in his beverage and spat all over his sweater and the floor. Laporte was uninjured. Evil's plan did not work and do not expect to see Laporte drinking beverages that have been poured by other people for awhile, reports a Laporte spokesman. More on this story as developments occur...