Evil Charles Supporters Raid Leoville!
It was a peaceful evening in Leoville until Evil Charles Supporters also known as the "LOL" broke past high-level security at the gates of Leoville. Apparently, the lead security officer known as "Tux" was on a break when a gang of LOL supporters appeared. They were chanting "Down with Leo, down with Leo, down with Leo..." and carrying flaming torches. Before Tux could sound the alarm the gang literally burnt the gates to Leoville down. On the way to the "Temple of Leo", LOLers saw people in Leoville worshiping Leo Laporte. When the LOLers reached the "Temple of Leo" they were greeted by a host of armed penguins screaming "Attack!" as the LOLers fled from Leoville, it was said that Leo was seen in his house laughing and saying "My 'massive cranium' has won again, Mwahahahahahahaah!"
This story was contributed by the "Tux Press" Association (TPA)