In a strange turn of events yesterday Laporte convinced fellow of host of "The Screen Savers" Patrick Norton to become a Laportean. Norton was reported saying "I don't know if I want to be involved in all this 'global domination' stuff." Laporte was said to say "I'll give you more air-time, if you join." after some consideration Norton became a Laportean!! This is a huge step forward in Leo's global domination plans! Evil Charles was seen banging his head on his desk when he heard the news of Norton becoming a Laportean!!
Laporte is inching ever closer to becoming the dictator of this world!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!