Laporte found guilty of stealing nuclear secret hard drives...
Yes, it's the sad truth our leader, Leo Laporte was found guilty of stealing the nuclear secrets off the hard drives for the Los Alamos Nuclear Lab. Laporte spent several weeks scouting the area trying to find ways to get in. When he finally found an entrance he made his way in telling security guards he was a "friend" of one the workers there, he was permitted access. Laporte got in the safe and stole the hard drive. Due to sleep deprivation, though, Laporte was feeling woozy, so he laid down behind a copy machine for a nap. When he awoke, he was kind of dazed and forget about the hard drives and just wandered out of the place! As soon as Laporte realized that he forget the hard drives, he went ballistic. He was already at home when he discovered he didn't have the hard drives.
Too bad, those secrets could of given Laporte the power to take over the world...
When we contacted Laporte all he had to say was "If it wasn't for those pesky kids, I coulda got away with it" Laporte is out on bail and no charges have been put against, because nobody wants to take the time to take this case to court...