WANTED
70 Floppies
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Will be paid by the marshal of Support Laporte for the apprehension of
"Evil" Charles Hawkins
Dead or Alive
Wanted for hating Leo Laporte, creating the website known as "Deport-Laporte", for forming the "Laportean Opposition League" (LOL) and other criminal acts against Leo Laporte.
MARSHAL: The 204th Geek
Webmaster of Support Laporte
Evil, if you're thinking of suing me click here!